Spring renewal so romantic and quaint,
But I’m here to tell you that sometimes it ain’t.
And when the notices come all at once,
Respond in time or be a dunce,
Member of this, certified in that.
Renew the license on the cat,
Renew my privilege to drive,
And my pledge to help someone survive,
(In the event of my demise,
My parts may live on in disguise.)
Renew attempts to not be fat,
Renewals make my wallet flat
But to complain is of no use,
Except it’s fun to sound like Dr. Seuss.